Cold Turkey Shootout.

I think I'm addicted to coffee. Mine is a sad bittersweet devotion to caffeine, a puritanical taste for coffee's (and tea's) 'holy' essence and I wouldn't care a wooden nickel for the type or form it comes in. Espresso, latte, mocha etc, as long as it contains caffeine, it's okie.

Attempted to cut down on it, but failed miserably. Everytime I try I get a terrible migraine and find myself falling asleep almost (impossibly) everywhere. The recent 'cold turkey treatments' nearly killed me, threatening a total mental meltdown and disrupting my crucial work flows.

Coffee is my ammunition against the 'Z' monsters, it is a necessary evil. However, I realized that if I drink too much of it, my heart starts to palpitate 'violently' and I feel a sense of pain in the chest, giving me sleepless nights that are neither divine in any sense, nor because of a deliberate choice. Looks like I'm done for, I have been assimilated into the corporate drinkers of this world, the fuel that drives the great capitalist machine, the divine 'liquid' that generates brain juices for the tortured (and tired) mind.

Gosh, they should ban coffee.

... and risk an uprising that will span across every industry and service, resulting in a major economic crash fall worst than Wall Street.

Heh.